Saturday, March 16, 2013

Top 12 List of Who Women Judge




Women judge people. It’s a trait females are born with – they just can’t help it because the judging gene is found in every female brain, right next to the “I love handbags” cerebral cortex area.



But what and who do women judge?

12. Men. But only if they have time after judging anyone female.
11. Their female friends. Yes, there is some loyalty in being a friend, but sometimes not very much.
10. Anyone who is happy when they are not.
9. Other people’s homes: décor, cleanliness, size “It’s a cute home,” means it’s small, dirty, and cheaply decorated; and you should find yourself a rich a man to move you in to a better one.
8. Celebrities. “Yes, but looking gorgeous isn’t everything. Anyway, that color looks horrendous on her.”
7. Other women – strangers. This is considered a sport, like watching tennis or football.
6. The way anyone dresses. “You should see how she dresses that little Chihuahua. Like a little ho dog.”
5. Anyone else’s views or opinions. “What does he think he’s talking about? He’s much too short to have any kind of an opinion.”
4. Other women’s weaknesses and vulnerabilities. “I wish she would stop trying to cover up that big fat wart on her nose with too much makeup. It makes those piggy eyes of hers look even smaller.”
3. The way other women see themselves. “She thinks she’s so much better than anyone else, just because she has new shoes.”
2. How they think other people perceive them. “Did you see the way that tall girl looked down her nose at me? Who does she think she is?”

And lastly and most importantly –

1. Themselves.

So if we are hardest on ourselves, does that exonerate us from feeling guilty about judging others? Of course it does! So judge all you want because the guilt we feel from judging ourselves cancels out any bad things we think and say about others.



One of the Breakup Cocktail’s tales, called Why does my ex hate me? Is that our friendship flying out the window…? tells the tale of Zoe whose ex broke up with her. Her original plan was to make herself look perfect then accidently meet up with him so that he would see what he was missing and beg her take him back. But plans of revenge and reuniting don’t always work out the way that they are planned. When Zoe finds out that he did something unthinkable to her, intimidation is on the cards and in this accidental meeting, both parties are unprepared for what ultimately happens.

Read the entire story of Zoe, along with 59 other tales in Breakup Cocktail: 5 Parts Laughter, 1 Part Healing and a Twist of Revenge, available at Amazon.com. Click here to see

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Sing Along & Tap Your Feet to this Funny Video



If you feel like tapping your feet, singing along and getting a tune in your head that you can't stop singing, this video is for you. It's only just over a minute long and it's called Breakup Cocktail Calypso. It's a funny video where some of the singing and all of the flute playing leaves a lot to be desired.
Let me know if you want a copy of the words!!

Monday, March 4, 2013

From Grudge to Fudge: 22 yummy breakup quotes

It’s funny how the transition from a bad relationship or breakup can lead to sugar. The road from breakup to healing is paved with pastries and cake. Yes, quite often chocolate is better than love.
Especially when love isn’t on the menu anymore.

After a bad marriage leads to divorce, or a hot and heavy relationship explodes in your face, there’s food. Tears turn to smiles for a moment. Finally you can take a deep breath again and feel normal. It’s a temporary fix and overeating won’t help as time goes on, but for now it feels so right when everything else feels wrong. So indulge yourself just this once, because by tomorrow, self-control is back on the menu. But hope and acceptance is only a mouthful away.
You will survive.

But for now, you are calming your anger with cake. Your heart is healing on chocolate.
And there’s no one there to judge you...

22 Breakup Transitions
From divorce to the first course.
From goodbye to apple pie.
From heartbreak to cupcake.
From sniffle to truffle.
From wedding rings to sweeter things.
From bad fellows to marshmallows.
From cheating to overeating.
From nookies to cookies.
From bad boy to bonbon.
From loco love to cocoa love.
From hate his guts to donuts.
From crying to frying.
From sweetheart to fruit tart.
From dating fun days to chocolate sundaes.
From only lies to French fries.
From happy dreams to ice creams.
From dark moments to dark chocolate.
From insults and snips to chocolate chips.
From drunk in the gutter to peanut butter.
From hurt to torte.
From heartache to shortcake.
From grudge to fudge.

And by tomorrow:
From feeling placid to soothing antacid.
From resting and quiet to nesting and diet!

For more funny breakup reads, sample Breakup Cocktail book: 5 Parts laughter, 1 Part Healing and a Twist of Revenge.
Click here to take a sip on amazon.com