Monday, March 4, 2013

From Grudge to Fudge: 22 yummy breakup quotes

It’s funny how the transition from a bad relationship or breakup can lead to sugar. The road from breakup to healing is paved with pastries and cake. Yes, quite often chocolate is better than love.
Especially when love isn’t on the menu anymore.

After a bad marriage leads to divorce, or a hot and heavy relationship explodes in your face, there’s food. Tears turn to smiles for a moment. Finally you can take a deep breath again and feel normal. It’s a temporary fix and overeating won’t help as time goes on, but for now it feels so right when everything else feels wrong. So indulge yourself just this once, because by tomorrow, self-control is back on the menu. But hope and acceptance is only a mouthful away.
You will survive.

But for now, you are calming your anger with cake. Your heart is healing on chocolate.
And there’s no one there to judge you...

22 Breakup Transitions
From divorce to the first course.
From goodbye to apple pie.
From heartbreak to cupcake.
From sniffle to truffle.
From wedding rings to sweeter things.
From bad fellows to marshmallows.
From cheating to overeating.
From nookies to cookies.
From bad boy to bonbon.
From loco love to cocoa love.
From hate his guts to donuts.
From crying to frying.
From sweetheart to fruit tart.
From dating fun days to chocolate sundaes.
From only lies to French fries.
From happy dreams to ice creams.
From dark moments to dark chocolate.
From insults and snips to chocolate chips.
From drunk in the gutter to peanut butter.
From hurt to torte.
From heartache to shortcake.
From grudge to fudge.

And by tomorrow:
From feeling placid to soothing antacid.
From resting and quiet to nesting and diet!

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